- how to stop overeating You did something strenuous that day. In my suburban ecosystem, I count ANY home project as an extended sentence of hard labor. I had to spend 20 minutes hanging picture frames the other morning. Twenty minutes! You better believe I earned my triple helping of nachos that evening.
- You're on vacation. On numerous occasions, I have gotten a look from my wife for ordering a whole fried shark while we're in, like, North Carolina. And I'll be like WE'RE ON VACATION, MAN! There are no rules on vacation. You load up the rental house with Crunch Berries and bacon. And how to stop overeating when you go out, you leave no dish unbuttered. Those are the rules of vacation. They are hard law.
- YOUR BUD IS IN TOWN! He's only here till August! You better hit that churrascaria and swallow every beef sword whole! That's quality bonding time for you and "The Dave."
- You got a job! Or a promotion! Or your shitty boss was replaced with a new, somewhat less shitty one! All valid. Also valid?...
- You lost your job. My wife and I made a rule ages ago that whenever we got laid off, we would go out for pizza and beer. We ended up having a lot of pizza and beer. It was a quality rule.
- Any wedding or reception that has good food. Wedding food is always a gamble, but when you strike upon a raw bar, you know what time it is. Same as Adam's point up above about AYCE sushi. You only have so much time before that spread gets taken away and you're left a hungry and destitute urchin once more. Speaking of which…
- Any hotel breakfast/brunch buffet. I've said before that the complimentary spread at your local Courtroof Motor Lodge is a sad conglomeration of old people watching Fox News on the communal TV and testy businessmen talking way too loud on the phone. But there ARE free waffles. Plus stale danishes! WHO SAYS NO?
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- how to stop overeating A cookout! Someone brought fried chicken! You better believe I'm using that paper tablecloth as my own personal napkin.
- You took a long walk. I always take long walks when I get the chance, especially if I'm somewhere new. This gives me time to see more of a city and get a feel for it, plus it gives me time to act like a contemplative priss. Mostly though, it means I can check my step count right around cocktail hour, see that it hit five digits, and feel justified in walking to the nearest dim sum palace to kill my insides quickly.
I would tick off more excuses, but those would just make me hungrier than I already am. I would put my birthday on here, but I've reached my 40s. The way life goes is that you start out loving your birthday, then you stop giving a shit about it, and then you come to actively fear it because Death is drawing ever nearer. I'm right between the second and third phases. It's just another goddamn day. I literally forget how old I am sometimes. I've lost count. This is not a promising development.
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